All we know is she’s passed Preston

I’ve had a bit of cultural enlightenment tonight – young Italians don’t like Jersey Royals .Shame cos I steamed 2 kilos of them ( Potatoes not Italians ) .So they’ll get them fried up in olive oil tomorrow.

Meanwhile …somewhere on the M1 Florence languishes in the luxury that is The Megabus in a traffic jam .Should have been at Victoria at 7.30 .Hope theres not a Stu,Holly and Ryan Amsterdam coach toilet incident