Rachel’s Top 10 Tips of how do deal with insomnia ( which is NOT to be mistaken with peter Andre’s song,Insania )
1.Turn pillow over
2. Analyse Chelsee’s moves.
3.Send her positive thoughts , cos I’m pretty sure Harry’s going to win
4. Stick leg out of bed
5. Think of as many names of punters at Soup kitchen .
6.Put leg back and stick other leg out – if desperate ,stretch Achilles
7. Think how could last nights dinner on ‘Come Dine With Me’ be done better.
8.Plan 2012 diet and fitness regime ( this one gets at least 30 seconds )
9.Sing ( in my head , I’m not that cruel to John ) ALL the words to ‘American Pie’.
10. run through the 22 Upland’s Christmas part raffle prizes in ascending older ( 22 being a John Wayne video and 1 being a flatscreen TV )