Anyone got Childlines number?

It was Grandmama’s ‘Special Day’ today .Once a month every Uplands resident gets one .So Ma and I supped pre-lunch G&T’s , then dined on Chinese takeaway ( The G’s second favourite after Thai ) with Priscilla , the Housekeeper ( thank God Grandma hasn’t heard of the film Priscilla ,Queen of the Desert , or the Tragedy of the Cliff, joke , would have been usurped ). Then lucky old Grandma had a footspa treatment and a massage …she used to hate having her feet touched, so I kept trying to sneak my dainty size 3’s into the footspa- until she hit me with her pick-up stick.