It’s January and so I got my near-virgin Spiraliser out the box .
Nothing has changed ,I haven’t lost 3 stone and neither do I look Jasmine or Melissa Hemsley
I couldn’t be arsed to make their Earl Grey infused Salmon with Lemon Courgetti, so I settled on cole-slaw ,with Jacob arranging the phallic looking left-over sticks of carrot amongst the Wilko night-lights on the mantlepiece- classy .