What do you do ..when Jacob is off fighting to regain the title in an International football tournament ,Florence is up a mountain in Serbia ( we think ) , Miao Miao is in 青岛啤酒厂 ( we also think – hasn’t replied to my emails ) , Shayan, Brian and Adrian have gone back to Barcelona , media attention has run dry ( joke )
… you refill your portapotti , check your gas cylinder , dig out your Imodium Plus and head for the Chiltern Hills .
Emerald is on the move !
what happened to the queen lean green bean machine ???