You know that old saying ‘you can’t teach an old bag new tricks’ , well today that applies to me. We’ve finally relinquished all ties with Rupert Murdoch ( ie got rid of Sky ) and instead ,are lining poor Richard Branson’s pockets ( ie ,had Virgin installed ). I’ve worked out how to 1.turn it on 2.pause. 3. record Embarrassing Bodies , and now I’m stuck .If it means reading a manual – forget it , I’ll stick with the pressing buttons, turning it off and on , and getting the hump.
Took Grandmama to the Rookery for lunch today .I think I’ve told you of the notoriety of the top densely wooded part of Streatham Common we have to walk through to get to the cafe. Well , when we got back to Uplands and Arthur , The Manager , asked The G. where we had been , she told him ‘Porno Park’.( honest )