Got lost in Egypt * today . Then we found some old man who was more lost than us ( and very purple ) and took him back to his car .
Wishing you all good health and happiness ( and a seat in the 100m men’s final ) in 2012 .
*Look Egypt up in your A-Z’s , and you’ll see where I was walking
While you’re at it ,look ‘Dogging ‘up .
Don’t worry it’s only a song from last night , and couldn’t possibly show up on your PC’s recent history
O blimey….I couldn’t find my A..Z so I googled ‘Egypt London’ and now I seem to have booked myself into a bellydancing session on 26 January at Planet Egypt….
Oooooh wonderful , you can give us a demonstration in that hut ,where we used to have our picnics in BURNHAM BEECHES…which is right next door to Egypt. We could come dressed accordingly.I’ll be a sphynx.