** I need a sex change for this one.

I think I need a new hobby ……perhaps I could stick a metal spike through my tongue and twist it round ( after drinking 4 stolen random drinks and swallowing a pair of scissors – while wearing a sprayed on backless rubber dress, high heels and little else )…or lie in a bath with just my jeans on ** and then pull myself up do the splits and fly over peoples heads ..or dislocate my shoulder ,elbow etc and squeeze through a 10 inch tennis racket wearing only a loincloth ( same as **).Yes last night after a champagne afternoon high tea at a fancy hotel , Fiona and I bedded into our front row seats and watched ‘La Soiree’- it was amazing….meanwhile Florence has been staying at Hotel Stolly- I expect she saw much of the same.