i thought it was John with his new Screwfix catalogue

What do you do when you are home alone ,the sun is out ,you are eating your lunch in the garden,you are meeting some friends in town at five (so you want to stay clean ) ?……..you take your top off.

What you don’t do,is when you hear the front door open ,shout ‘I’m out here in the garden’, forgetting you have two American male students staying with you.

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