Lots to tell ,but this plays on my mind the most

In the grand scheme of things ,it is nothing ….but my phone has given up the ghost .
No little fizz when I press the on button ,no little flash on the screen , zilch , zero ,kaput …. so I’ve sent it back .
So yesterday I popped into Carphone Warehouse to spend 79p on a little PAYG phone.
The very nice lady ,Shazia, asked me my surname , postcode and then whether I was Rosie or Rachel .
It took a long time to pick myself up from that one