None of this is made up ( except us being intellectuals )

John and I are doing culture tonight, we are going to the theatre . As you’ve guessed we are highbrow intellectuals , so in order to fit in with this stereotyping ,we are going to see ”Porn – the musical” in the upstairs of a pub in Battersea. .You’ll be glad to know the tickets come with a warning ”this show contains NO porn ”.