As Sophie Ellis-Bextor would say , there’s been a murder on the grass floor .
This morning John found Fish ( his name ) in the middle of the lawn .
He has lived happily in my pond for about 10 years .
I got him as a tiddler and within 2 days he had eaten his sister .
He then mirrored my patterns of behaviour and ate everything in sight , resulting in him being a big ,fat, yet tough old fish .
The frogs and I will miss him