Of course him might be a her – we are a gender neutral household

As Sophie Ellis-Bextor would say , there’s been a murder on the grass floor .

This morning John found Fish ( his name ) in the middle of the lawn .

He has lived happily in my pond for about 10 years .

I got him as a tiddler and within 2 days he had eaten his sister .

He then mirrored my patterns of behaviour and ate everything in sight , resulting in him being a big ,fat, yet tough old fish .

The frogs and I will miss him

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