About once a year ,I get out of my seat , wave my arms around like a mad-thing , exchange twitter account details with a new man ( even though I don’t have one ) sitting next to me , dance to Donna Summer’s ‘Enough is Enough ” and nearly wet myself laughing .
Who needs a bloody therapist when you’ve got ‘Briefs’ ?
It was the third time I’ve seen them and they are amazingly brilliant ,funny,coarse,toned ,original , butch,camp,risque and talented .I love them .
So , this morning I wake up all upbeat and happy until I open a letter that plopped on the mat from The Post Office and sounded like I was being accused of being a terrorist
”We cannot deliver the parcel you sent as the parcel contains items classed as dangerous goods by the international Civil Aviation Organization and therefore prohibited from being sent to international destinations”
My crime – to send Frigg and Gro a bottle of nail varnish each