RE: BFGW – loved the cake – so understated

A big yes to all 4 requests, but Adam I’ll only wear the dress if its like one of the brides ones in ‘ Big fat gypsy Weddings ‘ ( although I draw the line at the one with 400 lights sewn in , and the bridesmaid had to carry a fire extinguisher ). Would you come round first to apply the fake-tan..and lashes ..and tattoos ( and that’s just for Grandma ).She’s just phoned to say she’s given up on the routine with the fireman’s pole and resorted to plan B, her tin soldier poem , or the one she used to recite when I was little ”there was a lady all skin and bones”…….It used to scare me half witless and I could never get to sleep afterwards ( explains a lot ).

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