We declined

Another Sunday , and another night of Tranny bingo. Actually it’s the first time I’ve ever been and I’ve come to the conclusion you can never have enough – Erasure , Baccara, Dallas/Coronation Street /GMTV references, costume changes , group aerobic workouts , wigs, semi-nakedness ( not us ),drinks being bought for you , bingo games ( thank- God we never won – I wouldn’t have had had the balls to shout ‘House’ ) and the invitation to share a cab to The Royal Vauxhall Tavern for the continuing disco .