Lets hear it for Uncle Andrew , he’s 50 today 1 we have done what all close families do , sent him ….nothing, not even a Lorna card, I’m so so sorry , I promise you Andrew , the next time you come down to redecorate the rest of our house , a cool can of ‘Double Diamond ‘ – it works wonders ( anyone under the age of 30 , will think what the hell is she on about now ).
Yes , your detective work is paying off – I am NOT at Grandmama’s today . her lovely 3rd eldest Grandchild, Victoria, has gone to see her today , along with her friend , Corena. they should have a ball , Victoria does beauty, Corena does sign language ( Danish , but I’m sure there are some words the same – tuborg / schnapz/ havarti cheese etc.) and they have taken an M&S picnic lunch – pity its freezing. Plus they sewed the name tags in Grandmamas new trendy denim ensemble , we gave her for her 88th . How many of your Mums/Grandmas are sporting pale blue jeans and a Breton T Shirt? Ooh la la.
Thank God Sir Alan’s booted Philip off. i love the big guy that always has ‘quote of the week’. whats his name ?
Just been interupted by a phone call from Victoria – they’d got off at the wrong station – hope grandmamas not too hungry !