What date is it ?

Why isn’t anybody telling me I’m loosing it all together….today is 09.09.09 and I thought it was yesterday ( this is NOT a joke ). God knows what day i txted Georgie to wish her a happy 20th .I got a txt today from Flo’s phone , from Jacob , to ask if he’d left his phone in the car , which I had taken to work .as he has just pointed out I replied ‘yes’ to his phone .( i know this is boring , but I’m worried about a) why i didnt realise he wouldnt get the txt B) why Flo’s not at school C) why am I at school , yet answering txts ? )….How much more til i’m sectioned ?