On the grounds of health and safety I’m not going to it .
I’m having doubts about coping with my lit nipple tassels . I’m OK with the splits,acrobatics,hula hooping and false eyelashes , I just have a fear of fire .( I wouldn’t mind but I’ve completed my Co2, electric ,gas ,other burning stuff ,extinguisher ,course )
The thing is – can you remember which extinguisher to use? I couldn’t, so just as well we are not ‘burlesqueing’ together.
I know do you remember how nervous we are about using them ..and that man from the fire-service kept firing questions at us . I felt he was going to throw the board rubber at me at any moment !
Mmmm – which would you have preferred – foam or water …. was there anything else?