It was all my fault
Nothing to do with the extra garlic and coriander in the Jerusalem Artichoke Chicken mash-up I’d created .But due to one off those stupid Bloo -plastic- toilet- rim hook -things ,I’d put in place ,falling down the loo , swimming round the u-bend , and making base camp in the pipe under the concrete by the back door , therefore stopping everything coming past .
Thank God for a man with an industrial sized hose.
You mean John of course….
You know him too well !