Up until 6pm the 2 major events in my day were 1) finnishing my book ‘The Other Boleyn Girl’ ( very good brain-numbing stuff, all about all the the stuff that dirty dog, Henry VIII, got up to). 2) getting covered in modroc- occupational hazard. Then John came home injured. For those of you who live in Ealing, he was turning right ,by KwikFit, when he came off his bike. Thank God the driver who was right up his jacksey, stopped suddenly and got out to help- as did half the population of Ealing and our friends from the soup-kitchen ,who were sitting on Kwikfits’ wall. He is now downstairs nursing his leg, arm and pride with a packet of the best findus mint infused petit pois on all 3 extremities.