I’ve packed , just enough to get my bag in the overhead locker, but still managing to get in my thermal underwear , waterproofs, wellingtons , lurex boob tube ( you never know where we might end up on Sat night and I don’t want to look like a southern misfit with no style ), and copy of ‘ fog on the Tyne ‘. For anyone under the age of 45 , google it ,download it, and the load the tracks on your Ipod , and sing it very loud in a fake Geordie accent , guaranteed to get you a seat on the tube !
The forecast is heavy rain , but if I say we’re going to have a picnic on the beach in South Shields …………………………………………………………….
So by the sounds of it the lurex boob tube would have come in handy!