I don’t even know how to switch it on

I’ve just secured myself a hot date at the Ipod Bar, Sat 17th Oct at 13.55. No doubt he’ll ( or she’ll – when you’re this desperate it doesn’t really matter ) be young, clever , speak in a language i don’t understand and cost me a fortune……….Yes you’ve guessed it , I’m trying to get Rosie’s ipod fixed. With all that sweat flying around ( not mine ) during the 10k , its given up the ghost . We want it back, it’s part of Rosie .