About once a year ,I get out of my seat , wave my arms around like a mad-thing , exchange twitter account details with a new man ( even though I don’t have one ) sitting next to me , dance to Donna Summer’s ‘Enough is Enough ” and nearly wet myself laughing .
Who needs a bloody therapist when you’ve got ‘Briefs’ ?
It was the third time I’ve seen them and they are amazingly brilliant ,funny,coarse,toned ,original , butch,camp,risque and talented .I love them .
So , this morning I wake up all upbeat and happy until I open a letter that plopped on the mat from The Post Office and sounded like I was being accused of being a terrorist
”We cannot deliver the parcel you sent as the parcel contains items classed as dangerous goods by the international Civil Aviation Organization and therefore prohibited from being sent to international destinations”
My crime – to send Frigg and Gro a bottle of nail varnish each
You’ve never mentioned the new man ????
No.I meant i don’t have a twitter account !
Reading it back , it doesn’t really make sense .
Sometimes I just tippy-type .
I think I should really tippy-type-then proof read
It is ridiculous the restrictions on postage, I must admit I lied recently when sending a present as I knew there was an illegal cosmetic but ensured I wrapped it in bubble wrap hoping to fool the sniffer dogs! X
Oddly enough , I wrapped both bottles of nail varnish in bubble-wrap.
Jacob sent Thor a gift from Amsterdam ( a 3D drawing kit ) , this too was opened ,but at the Danish end .Could it be they were suspicious of parcels from Amsterdam ?